A House Built
on the Throne
Gerald "McPoopyPants" McPoopyPants opened the doors in Bismarck in 1997 with one conviction: a restroom is not a utility. It is the most honest room in any building, and it deserves a specialist.
A discipline you can certify.
Anyone can buy a cart of supplies. What separates McPoopyPants is a culture of standards — a trained hand, a defined process, and the willingness to be held accountable for the result in writing. Our specialists are not handed a mop and a route. They are trained in the lineage, certified against the standard, and inspected on the work.
That is why every finished fixture leaves with a numbered Certified Throne medallion. It is not decoration. It is a signature.
Trained by Italian bidet craftsmen, Japanese toilet engineers, and one intense New Mexico janitor.
The mythology is the method. Gerald's apprenticeship was not a weekend certificate; it was years spent across three traditions that each understood porcelain differently — and a refusal to let any of that knowledge soften with time.
Twenty-seven years on, the house still operates as a house: one standard, one lineage, one guarantee that has never been broken. Read how the Triple Swirl™ Process came to be →
Local specialists. Not a national contract.
We work where we live — close enough to show up when we say we will, and to stand behind every medallion we leave.