The Menu
Five disciplines, one standard. Each rendered with the gravity of a coachbuilt commission.
Royal Throne Polishing
The flagship single-unit commission. One fixture, attended to as a marque attends to one motorcar — porcelain returned to a finish so complete it implies royalty was expected. This is the masterpiece of the menu, and it is treated accordingly.
- Single-fixture restoration to display-grade finish
- Full application of the patented Triple Swirl™ Process
- Certified Throne medallion affixed on completion
- Guaranteed: no shit stains left behind
Presidential Package
The state visit. Every fixture, floor, and surface in your facility brought to a single, uncompromising hotel-grade shine — a coordinated service performed by a trained detail, not a crew. When the whole building must read as immaculate, this is the order you place.
- Whole-facility coverage — all fixtures and surfaces
- Hotel-grade finishing standard throughout
- Coordinated trained detail, scheduled to your hours
- Certified Throne inspection on every unit
Emergency Shine
Response Team (E.S.R.T.)
When a sanitation failure threatens an event, a service, or a reputation, the E.S.R.T. mobilizes. A designated rapid-response detail, on call around the clock, trained to restore order to a compromised restroom before your guests ever know there was a problem.
The same impossible standard, every scheduled visit.
Ongoing contracts for buildings that cannot afford an off day.
For offices, restaurants, hotels, and medical facilities, we hold a standing contract and an unbroken standard. Every visit is performed to the same specification as the first — no drift, no decline, no "good enough." The brass is checked, the porcelain is finished, and the medallion's date is updated.
It is the difference between a vendor who shows up and a specialist who is accountable for the result.